Random thoughts:
Has anyone read the sign outside the rug shop in El Karatina? It says "Tapis Magie"... which means "Magic Carpet" in French. Seems they put all the jokes in the first level - the more I think about it, the more inconsistent the level design in this game seems, as if they were rushing it to market.
And why do people insist on killing the cook in the restaurant? I've eaten there before and it's not that bad. Just kidding - I only do the free buffet at the Ackbar during happy hour.
I found a way to get better at FTF - when I get killed I get out of my chair and do PT. This is composed of situps, pushups, and squats. I usually only pick one exercise per night. At the end of a long night I start redoubling my efforts to stay alive, since the alternative is FAR worse. One night I tried to keep count, but got confused at around 500 situps so I don't even try anymore.
I see all my older posts have gone into archives.
The ground rules for my game:
1) It's one life. Don't die. If you die, don't restart. If you restart, do it somewhere else.
2) Last man alive finishes the level.
3) Late sniper calls will be ridiculed.
4) It's not a chat room. Spamming is distracting for the ones who are alive, and we don't care if you are bored. Don't die, and you won't be bored.
5) Changing weapons is fine, but the extra life that comes with it isn't. See Rule 1.
Finally, if you are the last one alive and hate playing alone, don't eat a nade. Try to see how far you can run through the opfor - it's good practice! And it's a lot of fun for us dead people to watch, too.
Later, folks.
Has anyone read the sign outside the rug shop in El Karatina? It says "Tapis Magie"... which means "Magic Carpet" in French. Seems they put all the jokes in the first level - the more I think about it, the more inconsistent the level design in this game seems, as if they were rushing it to market.
And why do people insist on killing the cook in the restaurant? I've eaten there before and it's not that bad. Just kidding - I only do the free buffet at the Ackbar during happy hour.
I found a way to get better at FTF - when I get killed I get out of my chair and do PT. This is composed of situps, pushups, and squats. I usually only pick one exercise per night. At the end of a long night I start redoubling my efforts to stay alive, since the alternative is FAR worse. One night I tried to keep count, but got confused at around 500 situps so I don't even try anymore.
I see all my older posts have gone into archives.
The ground rules for my game:
1) It's one life. Don't die. If you die, don't restart. If you restart, do it somewhere else.
2) Last man alive finishes the level.
3) Late sniper calls will be ridiculed.
4) It's not a chat room. Spamming is distracting for the ones who are alive, and we don't care if you are bored. Don't die, and you won't be bored.
5) Changing weapons is fine, but the extra life that comes with it isn't. See Rule 1.
Finally, if you are the last one alive and hate playing alone, don't eat a nade. Try to see how far you can run through the opfor - it's good practice! And it's a lot of fun for us dead people to watch, too.
Later, folks.
posted by Boo at 09:33
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