"Boo! -=1LIFE=-" now in progress - thanks, Nefarius!

"Boo! -=SURVIVAL=-" has run it's course, finally crashing after countless cycles through the maps.
Ventrilo is on all the time - sometimes I'll sit oon vent and wait for someone to join so if the game is empty, doesn't mean there aren't players.

Buzz taking a look around.


Dear Mr. Boo,

Pursuant to your previous correspondences, we would like to respond to your current request to build a “trebuchet”. If you would examine the covenant that you signed when you joined the homeowner’s association you will clearly see that homeowners are forbidden to construct any of the following without permission:

Fences
Pools
Outdoor Shelters
Garages
Decks
Destructive Devices

Because there is potential need for a clarification of what a “Destructive Device” could be, the accepted definition for the covenant is defined as, but not limited to:

Tire spikes
Razor Wire installed anywhere
Traps of any kind
Any device that could potentially cause irreparable damage to property

Similarly forbidden is construction of a firing range, as your property is within the city limits. "Inside the house" still falls within city limits and is such, proscribed.

For this reason we cannot approve your request to build a “trebuchet” on your property. Please be advised that you were given similar notification when you requested to build a medieval siege engine and moat.

We would also appreciate it if you cease writing requests to build any form of ancient weaponry either for personal use or, as you have termed it, “neighborhood enrichment.” The homeowner’s association has no plans now or in the future to permit the construction of any of the requested items you have proposed.

Sincerely,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
East Baton Rouge Parish Homeowners Association